- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

I shot a bitch.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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