Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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EGGPLANT

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women's rights

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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