What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Vote this up

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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Womens rights.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Robin, get in the car!

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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