- Anti Joke

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Make me famous

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind