A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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well now

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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