What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

whats yellow after cani...nathan

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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