- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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