- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

okay so theres this guy.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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