what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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A train poops its pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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