What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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