Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's 9+10? 19

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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