- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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