- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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