- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

The truth is he loves her!!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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