- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

class is canceled. My professor died.

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