- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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whos district champs not JM

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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