- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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