Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

A man died.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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