Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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cory is gay

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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