Call of Duty is a good game.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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