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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Caolan and Eamon

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A French man gets into a fight

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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