- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

YOLO

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

AIDS.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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