- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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