whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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9/11.

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A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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go F*** yourself

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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