- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black college graduate say to the Jewish high school dropout? Do you want me to also clean your fourth floor executive bathroom, Mr. Bernstein?

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

go F*** yourself

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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