- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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