Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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