- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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