Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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What's the best way to make people notice you? Begin a cult that follows some crazy religious division and go on mass murdering sprees, looting, murdering, and raping everything that moves. Your prime targets should be schools, orphanages, and hospitals (maternity wards for bonus points). Eventually, walk up to the FBI unarmed and have them capture you. Then demand that you get interviewed, as you have instructed your followers that if you don't get to speak on public television, they will bomb multiple major cities. When they put you on TV, simply stare at the camera and say: "Senpai. The time has finally come for you to notice me." Then, because you are a cruel, heartless bastard with no morals whatsoever, have your men bomb the major cities anyway. Have fun!

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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