- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Mahmy

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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