what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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it

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hey justin

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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