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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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