Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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Well this is pointless.....

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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