- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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