this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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