- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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