- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Casey Anthony kills a baby

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Is your refrigerator running? No.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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