A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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