- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

The Princess is in another castle

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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