What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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