What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Penis

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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