- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Waffles ate my grandma

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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