- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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