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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

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