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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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