- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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