- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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