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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Heskey time.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

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