- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Today is March 22.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

girls basketball

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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