One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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A car walks into a bar.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Anti Joke

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