why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Anti Joke

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