- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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