Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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What the hell are you doing?

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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2 + 2 = 4

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Your mom went to college

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Bitch

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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