Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Caolan and Eamon

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A French man gets into a fight

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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