What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

whats black and large -me

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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