A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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THE GAME

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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