- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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