- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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