- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

AIDS.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

woman's rights

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Women's rights.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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