- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

seek beauty

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

You're tall.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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