- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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