What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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epic win?

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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arena football

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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T u r n i p s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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