What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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