Chicken

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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12 niqqa 12.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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