- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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