Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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