What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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i just wrote this so hard

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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