So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right (common knowledge)? That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that changes all of his CNA (Cheerio DNA) into whichever type of cheerio that he wants. However, this machine performs a process that is extraordinarily painful, because that sort of thing would hurt. Anyway. He does it, and the normal flavored cheerio becomes a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, this girl cheerio hates him so much that she invents an identical machine and does the process on herself in order to become a cinnamon-apple cheerio, just so she can avoid this creeper. So, she does it. The boy cheerio is starting to get upset at this because he really wants her. So he tells himself that he will go through the pain for her, and becomes a cinnamon-apple cheerio. She then changes to a honey-nut cheerio! He decides that this is the last time that he will change cheerio type. He does it, and she changes one more time, into a normal cheerio - the kind he originally was. So he says out loud, "Okay, this is really the last time. If she changes again, I will just stay back with my family." So he becomes a normal cheerio again, and she doesn't change fast enough for him to put his moves on her. So, they start dating, and he finally asks her to the Formal Bowl (ahaha, get it, bowl instead of ball). Anyway, they get there and dance intensely for a few hours. They do all different kinds of dances. They do the tango, which was not very good. Also, they square dance, like rednecks. Finally, they get tired and she sends the boy cheerio to the milk bowl (you know, since it's a cereal dance, they have that and punch). He gets there and stands in line for ten minutes. Finally fed up at the really long line, he looks over at the bowl of punch and realizes there is no punch line.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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