Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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penis in the camel

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Anti Joke

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