Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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Anti Joke

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