I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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