- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

nice tits.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Albert your flies undone.

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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