- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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