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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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