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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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