- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

where's mom I killed her

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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