- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

How old are you? 7

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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