- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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