What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Daniel is a fag

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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