- Anti Joke

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Jack Stevens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.