- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Help I'm being raped!

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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