- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Saggy Nipples By chan chan

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

A blonde girl walks into a car.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Robin, get in the car!

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