- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

I have suicidal thoughts

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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