- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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