Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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