- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What is 33 + 1? Penis

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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