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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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