- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Can midgets still have big dreams?

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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