What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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they're dead. idiot.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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