What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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sorry got to poo

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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