A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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knock,knock you suck

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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Want to hear a joke? So do I.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Abortion.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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