A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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