What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

you know whats not funny white boards.

Chuck Norris is dead......

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Manchester City

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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