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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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