What's more horrible than Twilight? Hitler.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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The cream, it is coming

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Christianity.

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