- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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WOMENS RIGHTS

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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