- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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