I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Why did the little boy tell his classmates jokes? To try and fit in for once.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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