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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

Justin Bieber.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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