Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

I'm homeless.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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