- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Women's rights

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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