- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!