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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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