I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Men

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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