- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Women's Rights.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

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