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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms