- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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