Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Morning wood.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Stop procrastinating.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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