I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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