- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

No soup for you!

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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