- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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