- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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