- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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