Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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penis in the camel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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