women's rights.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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