- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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