why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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The Oakland Raiders

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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