- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Knock knock. Come right on in.

How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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