What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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