Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Robin, get in the car!

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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Anti Joke

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