- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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