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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

This is my favorite antijoke.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

this website even though its hilarious.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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