Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Connor is homosexuaI

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

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Roses are Red, Violets are not blue they are violet, nothing rhymes with this, I give up

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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