- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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