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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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