- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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