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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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