Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

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darude- sandstorm

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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