How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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