whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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