Three nudists, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. No one finds it particuarly odd because the three are conscientious and wear appropriate clothing in public places.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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