- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

What comes after 23? 24.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

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