- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

What comes after 23? 24.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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