How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A bar walks into a man

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Fine, ladies first.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Skrillex.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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