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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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