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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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