- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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