here kitty kitty

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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once upon a time, it snowed

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the WNBA

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Yo mama so fat.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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