Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Mogok Papiti.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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http://www.com/

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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