"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

knock knock!? . . No.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Two planes walk into an office building

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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