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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Terry has ebola

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

a black guy hates chicken.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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