A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Who invented apple? God

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Anti Joke

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