Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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