- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Hi, my name is Jake.

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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