A baby seal walks into a club.

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Anti Joke

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