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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

i had sex.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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