- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Me Neither.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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