Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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360 NO SCOPE

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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