Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Massie is a fatass

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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