What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Hi, my name is Jake.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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