- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.