Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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are u black unlucky

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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roy g biv

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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CAN YOU FIND YOUR D I C K YET BOMBER

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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