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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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