One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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