- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

cats are pussies

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

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