- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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