- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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