What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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I read the terms of service.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Oh, go away

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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