What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

what is orange? an orange

What's old and wrinkly? old people

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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