- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

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