When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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